Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Punk Paperie's sarcastic greeting cards [giveaway]

Sometimes you just need to act like yourself and tell your friend they're an a-hole. We all do it. If you don't ever identify with that, don't read any further.

Punk Paperie started in a basement in Hoboken, New Jersey, to the sounds of drunk Mario Kart and the smells of drank PBR. That's what the founders say anyhow. I actually misread "drank PBR" as "dank PBR." All the same I suppose.

The two founders, Adam and Josh, bonded over being a-holes to each other. It's what guys do. If only Josh would change his name to Eve, they could have a nice lil' marketing gimmick.

Punk Paperie was created from the need for greeting cards that reflected the feelings of the sassy, sarcastic folks. Like me! They recognize that sometimes we like to tell your friend "Happy Birthday, ****face." It’s human nature.


Not all the cards have curses on them, don't worry.

Check out the Mother's Day card above, which is what I gave my Mom. She's old-fashioned and doesn't always appreciate sarcastic stuff, but she actually liked this card and was even curious enough to ask about Punk Paperie. This fact alone means you should try it too.

The card comes with a fancy gold-foil lined envelope, a magenta stamp of approval, and is made in the USA from high quality matte paper.


Need a card for more than one occasion? Grab a 12-card Big Box and you're set for the entire year. No need to wander aimlessly through stores for at least the next twelve months. The Big Box gets you:
  • 1 x Happy Birthday - Death is Inevitable
  • 1 x Happy Birthday - This Card is a Social Obligation
  • 1 x Happy Birthday - Fuckface
  • 1 x Happy Wedding Day - I Owe Someone 20 Bucks
  • 1 x Happy Anniversary - This is Very Important to Me
  • 1 x Get Well Soon - Funerals are Expensive
  • 1 x Thank You - Did You Keep the Receipt?
  • 1 x Congrats on Graduating - You Did What Was Expected of You
  • 1 x Merry Christmas - Ho
  • 1 x Happy Valentine's Day - Safe Word is "Taco"
  • 1 x Happy Mother's Day - From Your Masterpiece
  • 1 x Happy Father's Day - Your Parenting Has Been Sufficient

So who wants some cards?! The folks at Punk Paperie have been gracious enough to offer a 12-card Big Box set to one lucky Giveaway Guy reader.

Enter to win using the Rafflecopter form below. You may share on Twitter once a day for extra points for the duration of the giveaway.

a Rafflecopter giveaway


This giveaway is open to users in the U.S. only. One winner will be randomly selected via Rafflecopter, which I will contact by email after entries are verified. The winner will have 24 hours to respond, otherwise a new winner will be selected.

Disclosure: I was provided a complimentary product in exchange for my review. All opinions are my own.


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